Mission
A variety of goals pertain to this project. Here they are described in tiers. Starting with the worst case scenario and advancing to our loftiest hopes and dreams.
Tier 1 - Go broke, go home.
Although this is worst case scenario, it isn’t necessarily heralded as a bad thing. We are amused with the fact that we will have the means to travel for months, where ever we want to go (mostly all along the west coast) trying to get jobs and having fun a long the way.
Tier 2 - We’re not in Kansas anymore.
No we don’t live in Kansas but we are stuck in the Midwest and although it has been a good home it is time for something new. Some place prettier. A place with more diversity and opportunity. While Athens is a nice home and we enjoy our job at the movie theater, it does not provide exactly what we need in an occupation.
Tier 3 - We’re moving on up moving on up to the east side.
Although this is not the highest tier on our ladder of success, it is likely the best possible situation. Tier 3 is essentially obtaining jobs that are financially better than the ones we have now. Giving us a chance to break the poverty line, repay debts, and possibly break the poverty line.
Tier 4 -California Dreamin’
This tier is the same as the previous except the job we land is something awesome. Like working on a video game production company or working in Hollywood and some big scifi movie or the next comic book blockbuster.
Tier 5 - Just call me Rico
For some reason, unbeknown to us, wealthy women bring us into their plush homes and pay us to clean the pool. This role is usually portrayed by hunky guys, but who knows maybe some women out there have a special place in their heart for floppy haired flabby men.
